I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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