I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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