I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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