what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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