and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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