Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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