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the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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