Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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