cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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