Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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