Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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