I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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