a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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