it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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