new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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