O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
do herpes really smell.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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