So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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