we have officially lost it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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