Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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