I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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