I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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