I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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