Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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