i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
People with herpes should wear stickers.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
How external is "for external use only"?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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