I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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