Your dad touched me again.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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