I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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