He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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