I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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