So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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