what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
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