i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
3pm strippers are depressing
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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