yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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