he thought i was a dude.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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