just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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