I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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