i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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