please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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