This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
