There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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