But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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