she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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