great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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