can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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