Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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