ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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