she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize