eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Oh god it's open bar.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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