Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Your penis caused this!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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