never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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