dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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