Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Found the puke drawer
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
