chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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