wake up i wanna do it froggy style
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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