I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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